The Moustache of Wisdom Takes a "Big Shit"; or, Thomas Friedman Passes the Buck to His Readers*

There once was a blathering fool

Whose prize-winning style is to drool,

Over murderous ghouls

And big thinking fools;

Of Pander, he is the Crown Jewel.

*"You decide." Thomas Friedman, "There's Something Happening Here." The New York Times, October 12, 2011